In a recent edition of GrammarGirl, the 1,2,3 system of looking at conditionals was criticised because it couldn't account for sentences like these:
If he died fighting, why didn’t they tell us about it?
If Squiggly knows the answer, he isn’t saying
These don't seem to me to be very common types of conditional, both of them meaning something like 'if it's the case that' and being examples of what I call Pseudo conditionals, where the result doesn't logically follow from the condition, which I've recently written about in - Beyond 1,2,3 - Conditionals that don't fit the system.
But it's impossible to know how common this type is unless you have access to the sort of data (and the skills to process it) that linguists have. So I thought it might be interesting to see how often these types might occur in a well known novel.
The Little Prince is known all over the world, is nice and short, and the text is available online for anyone to check that I've done this properly. I've taken every instance of sentences including if (there are about 70) and tried to categorise them.
The exercises
There are ten exercises, which all work exactly the same way. Look hard at each example and decide whether it includes a Zero, First, Second or a Third conditional. (There don't seem to be any Mixed conditionals). If it doesn't fit into any of these categories, select 'Other'. The 'correct' answers are my own interpretations, some of which are quite elastic. After each exercise you can click on 'Show my comments', to see my reasons and explanations.
I've removed twelve instances of as if constructions, such as:
"Oh, come, come!", as if he were speaking of something that was self-evident
as these don't work like conditionals: they don't have a condition clause and a result clause. But I've included everything else. The results are, I think, quite interesting.
Remember that a conditional statement has two clauses:
If you ask nicely, I'll give you a hand
The if clause - also known as the condition clause If you ask nicely,
The main clause - also known as the result clause. I'll give you a hand.
Conditional types
To be able to do the exercises, you need to know how the 0,1,2,3 system works. If you don't, click on Show how it works
A reminder of conditional types
Zero conditional - For general truths and habits etc if + present, ........... present / modal / imperative
If water is heated to 100°C, it boils. (scientific law)
If you are out of work you are entitled to unemployment benefit. (general truth)
If you click on the the blue button, the answers appear. (instructions)
If the weather's not too bad, I cycle to work. (habits and routines)
First conditional - For probable present / future conditions. if + present, ........... will / going to / modal / imperative
If you wash up, I'll put the things away.
If you're not watching this, I'm going to turn off the TV.
If you haven't done so already, go and wash your hands.
If you've finished your supper, you can get down from the table.
If you should see Peter, tell him I need to speak to him. - should makes the condition more tentative, less likely
Second conditional - For less likely present / future conditions if + past, ........... would / could / might / should + bare infinitive
If we had more children, we'd need a bigger house.
If I knew the answer, I would tell you.
If he was/were sorry, he would apologise.
Third conditional - For impossible past conditions if + past perfect, ........... would / could / might / should have + 3rd form
If I hadn't gone to the pub that night, I would never have met her.
If I had known it was your birthday, I would've bought you a present.
Mixed conditionals - these usually mix second and third conditionals (or vice versa)
If she wasn't so lazy, she would have worked harder for her exams.
If she'd done better in her exams, she might have a better job today.
Note 1 - Present doesn't only refer to Present Simple, but can include Present Continuous and Present Perfect.
Chapters 1-3
1.
If all these reasons are not enough, I will dedicate the book to the child from whom this grown-up grew. (Dedication)
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
2.
If one gets lost in the night, such knowledge is valuable.(Chapter 1)
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
3.
If you please -- draw me a sheep! (Chapter 2)
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
4.
And if you are good I will give you a string, too, so that you can tie him during the day, and a post to tie him to.(Chapter 3)
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
5.
"But if you don't tie him," I said, "he will wander off somewhere, and get lost" (Chapter 3)
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
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If it's the case that
The result is true whether or not you get lost - this is a pseudo conditional
This is a polite (and rather old-fashioned) form of request
Standard First
Standard First
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Chapter 4
1.
If I have told you these details about the asteroid, and made a note of its number for you, it is on account of the grown-ups and their ways.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
2.
If you were to say to the grown-ups: "I saw a beautiful house made of rosy brick, with geraniums in the windows and doves on the roof," they would not be able to get any idea of that house at all.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
3.
The proof that the little prince existed is that he was charming, that he laughed, and that he was looking for a sheep. If anybody wants a sheep, that is a proof that he exists.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
4.
But if you said to them: "The planet he came from is Asteroid B-612," then they would be convinced, and leave you in peace from their questions.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
5.
If I try to describe him here, it is to make sure that I shall not forget him.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
6.
And if I forget him, I may become like the grown-ups who are no longer interested in anything but figures...
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
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The action in the condition clause is the reason for the action in the result clause - this is a pseudo conditional
A Second conditional with were to instead of Past simple - absolutely standard
I have no idea how to classify this one, it's too existenial for me!
Standard Second
The action in the condition clause is the reason for the action in the result clause - this is a pseudo conditional
Standard First with a modal in the result clause
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Chapter 5
1.
... and that even if he took a whole herd of elephants away with him, the herd would not eat up one single baobab.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
2.
If it is only a sprout of radish or the sprig of a rose-bush, one would let it grow wherever it might wish.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
3.
A baobab is something you will never, never be able to get rid of if you attend to it too late.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
4.
And if the planet is too small, and the baobabs are too many, they split it in pieces...
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
5.
That would be very useful to them if they were to travel some day.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
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Standard Second
Basically a Zero conditional with unusual tense use
Standard First
Standard Zero - something that always happens if the condition is fulfilled
Standard Second with were to instead of Past simple
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Chapters 6-7
1.
If you could fly to France in one minute, you could go straight into the sunset, right from noon.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
2.
A sheep-- if it eats little bushes, does it eat flowers, too?
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
3.
If this bolt still won't turn, I am going to knock it out with the hammer.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
4.
And if I know-- I, myself-- one flower which is unique in the world, which grows nowhere but on my planet, but which one little sheep can destroy in a single bite some morning, without even noticing what he is doing-- Oh! You think that is not important!
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
5.
If some one loves a flower, of which just one single blossom grows in all the millions and millions of stars, it is enough to make him happy just to look at the stars. He can say to himself, 'Somewhere, my flower is there...'
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
6.
But if the sheep eats the flower, in one moment all his stars will be darkened... And you think that is not important!
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
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Second conditional with a past form modal in each clause
Zero conditional - this is a question about a general condition
First - won't in the Condition clause means refuses to and we have going to instead of will in the result clause - absolutely OK
This means something like - You don't think it's important that I know that there's a little sheep that could destroy this unique flower with one bite. - A false conditional
Zero - this is a general condition - we could replace if with when
Standard First
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Chapters 8-9
1.
I think it is time for breakfast," she added an instant later. "If you would have the kindness to think of my needs.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
2.
So, too, she began very quickly to torment him with her vanity-- which was, if the truth be known, a little difficult to deal with.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
3.
So he cleaned out the extinct volcano, too. If they are well cleaned out, volcanoes burn slowly and steadily, without any eruptions.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
4.
Well, I must endure the presence of two or three caterpillars if I wish to become acquainted with the butterflies.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
5.
And if not the butterflies-- and the caterpillars-- who will call upon me?
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
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This is a polite request - like 'If you would follow me'
It would be difficult to deal with, regardless of whether the truth is told or not - a pseudo conditional
Zero - A general condition
First, with a modal in the result clause
First - we need to think of it as - If the butterflies and the caterpillars don't/won't (call on me), who will call upon me?
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Chapter 10
1.
...if I ordered a general to change himself into a sea bird, and if the general did not obey me, that would not be the fault of the general. It would be my fault.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
2.
If he had been master of such complete authority, he would have been able to watch the sunset, not forty-four times in one day, but seventy-two, or even a hundred, or even two hundred times, without ever having to move his chair.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
3.
If I ordered a general to fly from one flower to another like a butterfly, or to write a tragic drama, or to change himself into a sea bird, and if the general did not carry out the order that he had received, which one of us would be in the wrong?
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
4.
If you ordered your people to go and throw themselves into the sea, they would rise up in revolution.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
5.
If you succeed in judging yourself rightly, then you are indeed a man of true wisdom.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
6.
If Your Majesty wishes to be promptly obeyed," he said, "he should be able to give me a reasonable order.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
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Standard Second
Standard Third
It looks like a Second - but think about it, the result isn't actually dependent on the condition - a pseudo conditional
His being a man of wisdom doesn't depend on his succeding in judging himself correctly, but rather the other way round - a pseudo conditional
The result has to be fulfilled for the condition to come true - a pseudo conditional
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Chapters 13-17
1.
It makes it possible for me to buy more stars, if any are ever discovered.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
2.
If I owned a silk scarf," he said, "I could put it around my neck and take it away with me.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
3.
If I owned a flower, I could pluck that flower and take it away with me.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
4.
And if the recollections of any one among them seem interesting to him, the geographer orders an inquiry into that explorer's moral character.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
5.
For example, if the discovery in question is that of a large mountain, one requires that large stones be brought back from it.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
6.
If the two billion inhabitants who people its surface were all to stand upright and somewhat crowded together, as they do for some big public assembly, they could easily be put into one public square twenty miles long and twenty miles wide.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
7.
I can help you, some day, if you grow too homesick for your own planet.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
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It looks a bit like a Zero, but it really means in the case that, there is no direct causal link between the condition and result - a pseudo conditional
Standard Second with could in the result clause
Standard Second with could in the result clause
Zero - a general condition
Zero - a general condition
Standard Second with could in the result clause
Standard First
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Chapters 20-21
1.
She would be very much annoyed," he said to himself, "if she should see that..."
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
2.
... for if I did not do that, to humble myself also, she would really allow herself to die...
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
3.
But if you tame me, then we shall need each other.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
4.
But if you tame me, it will be as if the sun came to shine on my life.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
5.
If you want a friend, tame me...
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
6.
But if you come at just any time, I shall never know at what hour my heart is to be ready to greet you...
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
7.
But if the hunters danced at just any time, every day would be like every other day, and I should never have any vacation at all. (The Fox)
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
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Second with should in the condition clause - this makes it more tentative
Standard Second
First with shall instead of will
Standard First
First, with an imperative in the result clause
First with shall instead of will
Standard Second
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Chapters 22-24
1.
They are asleep in there, or if they are not asleep they are yawning.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
2.
They waste their time over a rag doll and it becomes very important to them; and if anybody takes it away from them, they cry...
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
3.
...if I had fifty-three minutes to spend as I liked, I should walk at my leisure toward a spring of fresh water.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
4.
I have nothing more to drink; and I, too, should be very happy if I could walk at my leisure toward a spring of fresh water!
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
5.
It is a good thing to have had a friend, even if one is about to die.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
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If it's the case that - this is deduction - a pseudo conditional
Zero - we could substitute when or whenever for if.
Second with modal should in the result clause
Second - could in the condition clause is the same as was/were able to
It's a good thing to have a friend, whether you're going to die or not - there is no causa link, so a pseudo condition
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Chapters 26-27
1.
One runs the risk of weeping a little, if one lets himself be tamed...
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
2.
If you love a flower that lives on a star, it is sweet to look at the sky at night.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
3.
Here, then, is a great mystery. For you who also love the little prince, and for me, nothing in the universe can be the same if somewhere, we do not know where, a sheep that we never saw has-- yes or no?-- eaten a rose...
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
4.
And, if you should come upon this spot, please do not hurry on. Wait for a time, exactly under the star.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
5.
Then, if a little man appears who laughs, who has golden hair and who refuses to answer questions, you will know who he is.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
6.
If this should happen, please comfort me. Send me word that he has come back.
ZeroFirstSecondThirdOther
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Zero - this is a general condition and we could substite when for if
Zero - this is a general condition and we could substite when for if
First with modal can instead of will - we could rewrite it - If a sheep ... has eaten a rose, nothing will be the same.
I think First, but possible debatable
First with softening should in the condition clause and an imperative with please in the result clause.
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Results
Out of a total of 58 instances of if-constructions, I make 42 to be standard conditionals - about 70%. Of the sixteen others, two are polite requests and I would judge the rest to be pseudo conditionals, not true conditionals.
Zero - 9
First - 17
Second - 15
Third - 1
Other - 16 (two of which are polite requests
Remember that the whole point of the 0,1,2,3 system is to enable students to construct true conditional statements, not pseudo conditinals. So the fact we can't fit these pseudo conditionals into it is hardly a fair criticism; that's not what it's for.
Will and Won't in First Conditionals
We teach that will is not normally used in the if-clause in First conditionals, but there are some exceptions
If this bolt still won't turn, I am going to knock it out with the hammer. This is like saying 'If this bolt still refuses to turn'
If you will go out around in just a T-shirt in this weather, of course you're going to get cold. The use of will here is a comment (usually disapproving ) on somebody's habits
If you will follow me please, I'll take you to his office. A polite request
Notice these patterns in one or two of the pseudo conditionals.
If I do something it's because
If I have told you these details about the asteroid, and made a note of its number for you, it is on account of the grown-ups and their ways.
If I try to describe him here, it is to make sure that I shall not forget him.
If that's the case (or if that is true), then something is true
If all these reasons are not enough, I will dedicate the book to the child from whom this grown-up grew.
It makes it possible for me to buy more stars, if any are ever discovered.
Links
GrammarGirl - A guest post critical of the idea of First, Second and Third conditionals
Wikipedia - The Little Prince
The Little Prince, an online illustrated version
Antimoon - How to get the most out of English texts, with part of the Little Prince as an example
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