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Grammar
Video vocabulary quiz and a look at some collective nouns
A recent post (Let's not call a spade a spade) included the expression ‘to know someone in the biblical sense’, meaning to have a sexual relationship with them. This expression is informal and is usually used humorously. In a sketch from the British TV comedy show ‘Not the nine o clock news’, 'Gerald the gorilla', there is a rather more obvious variation - ‘to live with someone in the biblical sense’, with the same meaning.
What on earth is a 'a congregation of crocodiles'. We take a look at the strange world of collective nouns.
Before you watch the video do these exercises and read the notes that follow them. There is also a printable version of the exercises available.
- Match the beginnings and endings by clicking on a on the right (abc) etc and then on its corresponding box (123) etc. If you change your mind just repeat the process.
1. Match these word with their synonyms, definitions
| 1. | breakthrough (n) | a) | be played very loudly | |
| 2. | forefront (n) | b) | yellow flower that appears in early Spring | |
| 3. | actual (adj) | c) | (slang) a way of referring to sexually attractive women (NB can be considered offensive) | |
| 4. | ungrateful (adj) | d) | advertisement on radio or TV | |
| 5. | diction (n) | e) | real | |
| 6. | actually (adv) | f) | the way someone pronounces words, and especially how clearly they do so | |
| 7. | daffodil (n) | g) | exciting new development (especially in science and technology) | |
| 8. | blare out (phr v) | h) | not thanking someone | |
| 9. | crumpet (n - uncountable) | i) | leading or very important position | |
| 10. | commercial (n) | j) | in fact |
2. The word wild can have several meanings, look at the uses in these sentences with the meanings on the right.
| 1. | When the boss heard I’d lost the contract he went absolutely wild. | a) | not sensible, accurate or justified | |
| 2. | Remember that the tiger in the jungle is a wild animal. | b) | enthusiastic, keen | |
| 3. | That was a wild party last night. | c) | very angry, livid (very very angry) | |
| 4. | I’m just wild about Saffron, and Saffron’s wild about me (from a song by Donovan) | d) | in its natural state, not tame | |
| 5. | You’re always making wild accusations. | e) | very enjoyable, great |
3. The word mate also has several meanings
| 1. | Excuse me mate, do you know where the station is? | a) | somebody whose job is to help a skilled worker | |
| 2. | I’m just off to the pub to meet some mates, do you fancy joining us? | b) | sexual partner (especially of animals) | |
| 3. | The male bird uses its colourful tail to attract a mate. | c) | informal greeting, usually to a man (traditionally from another man, but increasingly also from women) | |
| 4. | Do you know my flatmate Sarah? | d) | friend | |
| 5. | He works as a builder’s mate. | e) | somebody you share something with |
Notes
The following two people are referred to in the sketch:
- David Attenborough - a famous and very popular naturalist and presenter of TV natural history programmes.
- Johnny Mathis - a singer of mainly romantic ballads. This type of singer is sometimes called a crooner.
In this sketch a woman interviews a professor about his work training a Gorilla called Gerald to speak.
Try watching the video once without looking at the transcript, and then a second time scrolling through the transcript.
Collective nouns
In the video the Professor refers to a flange of gorillas. Gerald corrects him saying:
It's a whoop, Professor, it's a whoop of gorillas, it's a flange of baboons.
In English we have a lot of different words for groups of animals, depending on the animal. All native speakers will know the four main ones (and so should you) plus maybe a couple of others.
Try and match the group word with the animal
| 1. | A flock of | a) | fish | |
| 2. | A school or shoal of | b) | bees | |
| 3. | A pack of | c) | cows, antelope and most other animals | |
| 4. | A herd of | d) | wolves, dogs etc | |
| 5. | a pride of | e) | sheep or birds | |
| 6. | a swarm of | f) | lions |
For some strange reason almost every animal also has its own specific group word.
Many native speakers will know, for example:
- a gaggle of geese
- a troop of baboons
Not so many will know:
- a colony of bats or frogs
- a team of dolphins
And then there are some really strange ones, for example:
- a convocation of eagles
- a coalition of cheetahs
- a congregation of crocodiles
These group words, called collective nouns, often come up in general knowledge quizzes, and especially in that very British institution - the pub quiz. Many pubs have quizzes once a week where people get together in teams and compete for small prizes, or simply just for the honour of winning.
And who was right, Gerald or the Professor? Well -
- The group word for gorilla is band or whoop - a band or whoop of gorillas
- The group word for baboon is flange or troop - a flange or troop of baboons
So first prize goes to Gerald.
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